t-shirt with bold slogan “Grumpiest C**t in the World” funny unisex tee from Gobsmackd.
t-shirt with bold slogan “Grumpiest C**t in the World” funny unisex tee from Gobsmackd.

Grumpiest C**t In The World [Unisex]

$31.82 GST Included

This tee doesn’t whisper it, it screams it louder than your uncle when the footy ump misses a free kick.

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Description

Congratulations, champ you’ve done it. You’ve officially beaten every barista, traffic light, and Centrelink queue warrior to take the crown as the Grumpiest C**t in the World. This tee doesn’t whisper it, it screams it louder than your uncle when the footy ump misses a free kick.

Crafted from 100% heavy cotton (because polyester would just piss you off more), this shirt is built for grumbling through Monday mornings, side-eyeing humanity, and surviving Christmas with the in-laws. It’s comfort meets chaos, stitched up to outlast your patience.

Perfect gift for that mate who complains professionally, your dad who mutters at the news every night, or yourself  because let’s be honest, you earned the title.

Additional information

Weight0.260 kg
SIZE

2XS, XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL, 6/7XL, 8/9XL, 10/11XL, 12/13XL

COLOUR

WHITE, BLACK

HOW TO NOT MURDER YOUR TEE

Wash cold (inside out, ya heathen) on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Chuck it in with similar colours, this ain’t a rainbow factory.

No bleach unless you’re into accidental tie-dye. And for the love of fashion, keep the fabric softener away, it’s the enemy.

Dry low if you must, but if you want this shirt to live a long and glorious life, hang it up like the shrine it is.

Iron cool, inside out if you’re one of those people. But don’t even think about ironing over the design unless you want a melted mess.

Dry cleaning? Absolutely not. This tee doesn’t do posh.

OUR DIRTY LITTLE GREEN SECRETS

Look, we’re not here to greenwash you with corporate fairy tales, we actually give a sh*t.

Our gear is 100% cotton whenever possible because polyester is basically plastic cosplay, and we’re not into dressing you up like a landfill. Yeah, some blended colours sneak in a bit of poly, but trust us, we side-eye it harder than your aunty at Christmas lunch.

Every order shows up in a compostable eco-mailer bag or cardboard box, so chuck it in your compost and watch it become worm food instead of choking a dolphin. That’s the right way to package your chaos, naturally.

Our manufacturing? Ethical, lawful, and not powered by child labour (imagine!). Workers get treated like actual humans, water gets filtered, energy gets saved, and leftover fabric gets recycled instead of joining your ex’s dignity in the trash.

And because we hate waste almost as much as we hate beige t-shirts, any damaged or misprinted shirts get donated to charity. Someone out there is rocking your 'would’ve-been' return, and honestly, they’re probably pulling it off better than you.

So yeah, buy our shirts. They’ll outlive your hangovers, your bad decisions, and maybe even capitalism if we’re lucky.

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