PUNCH TODAY [MUG]

Description

Look, we all know some days deserve a swift kick in the crotch. This mug doesn’t just say it, it screams it with the subtlety of a brick through your ex’s window.

Part of our ‘Angry Angel’ collection, this 325ml ceramic beauty features a red-haired, glasses-wearing angel who’s clearly had it up to HERE with today’s bullshit. She’s not praying for patience; she’s plotting violence with a heart on her chest and vengeance in her eyes.

SPECS (BECAUSE APPARENTLY THAT MATTERS):

• 100% Tough as your nan’s love
• 325ml capacity (perfect for coffee, tea, or whatever keeps you from committing crimes)
• Dishwasher safe (because who’s got time to handwash their rage?)
• Microwave safe (heat that fury to boiling point)

PERFECT GIFT FOR:

• Your mum, who taught you all those swear words she pretends not to know
• Christmas for that colleague who’s one email away from a breakdown
• “Just because” you want someone to know you understand their daily battle with existence
• Anyone who starts sentences with “I’m not trying to be a bitch, but…”

Pairs beautifully with a complete lack of filter and zero morning patience.