(Last updated: whenever we bloody felt like it — deal with it)
⚠️ WARNING: This ain’t your nan’s privacy policy.
It’s loud, messy, and slightly unhinged — just like us.
Welcome to the wildest corner of the internet, where rebellion meets sarcasm, and the fine print is anything but fine.
Who We Are
Our website address is: https://www.gobsmackd.au.
Consent – ✊⚡
By shopping, scrolling, or doom-clicking your way onto our site, you’re basically saying:
“F*** yeah, Gobsmack’d — unleash the chaos!”
If that wasn’t your vibe… well, too late. You’re here now.
How We Use Your Info – 🛠🔥
We use it to:
🚚 Yeet your order to your door faster than a tradie at smoko
🧼 Make the site run smoother than fresh peanut butter on hot toast
📢 Shout memes, discounts & chaos into your inbox
🛡 Keep bots, trolls & shady hackers from turning this place into Facebook Marketplace
Information We Collect – 📦🤘
Your name (so we don’t just write “Legend #47” on your parcel)
Your address (so we can stalk deliver your stuff)
Your email (so we can spam – sorry – connect with you about spicy drops & dumb memes)
Payment info (locked down tighter than the Esky at Chrissy lunch)
Nerd data like IP, browser type, rage clicks – all that techy jazz to keep the site alive
For users who register on our website (if any), we also store the personal information they provide in their user profile.
All users can see, edit, or delete their personal information at any time (except they cannot change their username). Website administrators can also see and edit that information.
Log Files – 📜💀
Yeah, we keep ‘em. No, they’re not your search history (thank god).
Just boring-but-important nerd stuff like what page you rage quit from, which browser you used, and how many times you pressed back before giving up.
Rebel Partners – 🎯🎪
We roll with:
Microsoft Clarity: They help us peep how you click around (totally legal, not as creepy as it sounds)
Google Analytics: Tells us which tees are hot & which ones need to be yeeted
Their cookies are their circus, not ours.
Cookies & Snacks – 🍪🍪
Yes, we use cookies. No, not the choc-chip kind. They make sure the site remembers you, your cart, and your bad decisions.
🚫 Hate cookies? Block ‘em — but don’t @ us when the site acts possessed.
Your Rights (CCPA, GDPR & Good Old Common Sense) – 🌏✊
California, EU, or just a nosy legend? You can:
Demand we show you what data we have
Tell us to delete it
Tell us to get stuffed (politely)
Email sales@gobsmackd.au with your request — we’ll handle it faster than a magpie swoops a cyclist.
Kids’ Stuff – 🧒🚫
This is a site for grown-up troublemakers.
If a mini-rebel spills info here, parents, flick us a message and we’ll scrub it cleaner than a Macca’s floor before a health inspection.
Media & Content – 🖼📸
If you upload pics with your location data still attached… that’s on you, mate.
But seriously, strip that info unless you want randoms showing up yelling “SICK SHIRT, BRUZ!”
How Long We Keep Your Data – 💾⏳
💬 Comments: Forever. (Unless you politely tell us to bin them)
🧾 Orders: Until the tax man says we can chill
👻 Accounts: Until you ghost us
Your Rights, Your Rules – 🛡🗯
Want to see what we’ve got on you? Want it gone?
Email sales@gobsmackd.au — we’ll double-check you’re not a bot then do as you ask (probably while listening to punk).
Talk to Us – ✉️📢
Privacy meltdown? Got memes? Want to fight us (legally)?
Hit us up: sales@gobsmackd.au ↗️
Final Word – 💥🎸
Your data’s safe, your tees are loud, and you’re officially part of the Gobsmack’d gang.
Privacy = Power. Style = Rebellion. Gobsmack’d = Chaos.
🤘🔥
Now quit reading this boring stuff and go buy a shirt.
Updated: 8th September 2025
Gobsmack’d Admin Team
ABN: 69 561 386 581
sales@gobsmackd.au
