Description
Neighbourhood Watch Unisex Tee. Five crows. One branch. Zero jurisdiction.
A group of crows is officially called a murder. Nobody voted on this. It was just decided, centuries ago, by someone who clearly had five of them staring at him from a fence line and thought: yeah, that tracks.
They’re not doing anything. They’re just watching. That’s the whole threat.
The Details
100% cotton, unisex fit, true to size
Printed artwork: five crows, one branch, one word doing all the work underneath
Machine wash cold, inside out
Designed to be read from across the room and understood in under two seconds
Good for: anyone who’s ever felt genuinely surveyed by bird life. People who know a good collective noun when they see one. The person in your life who already knows what a murder of crows is called and will be insufferable about it if you don’t buy this for them first.
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