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Skibity Rizz, Or Whatever My Kid Says [Unisex]

$35.00 GST Included

Perfect for parents of Gen Alpha and slang survivors.

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Description

Parenting: the never-ending saga of pretending you understand whatever new nonsense your kid just yelled while flossing in the lounge room. Enter this shirt. The perfect armour for mums, dads, uncles, aunties, or any poor soul stuck decoding Gen Z TikTok jargon.

Made from 100% cotton chaos (170–180 g/m² for the fabric nerds), it’s soft, breathable, and strong enough to withstand both toddler tantrums and teenagers calling you “cringe.” With taped neck and shoulders, tubular fabric, and double seams at sleeves and hem, this shirt is built to last longer than the latest slang trend.

So go on, wear it loud. When your kid says, “skibity rizz sigma Sydney,” just point to the shirt and walk away. Conversation over.

 

Additional information

Weight0.260 kg
How To Not Murder Your Tee

Wash cold (inside-out, ya heathen) on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Chuck it in with similar colours this ain’t a rainbow factory.

No bleach unless you’re into accidental tie-dye. And for the love of fashion, keep the fabric softener away, it’s the enemy.

Chuck in dryer on low if you must, but if you want this shirt to live a long and glorious life, hang it up like the shrine it is.

Iron cool, inside-out if you’re one of those people. But don’t even think about ironing over the design unless you want a melted mess.

Dry cleaning? Absolutely not. This tee doesn’t do posh.

Our Dirty Little Green Secrets

Look, we’re not here to greenwash you with corporate fairy tales, we actually give a sh*t.

Our gear is 100% cotton whenever possible because polyester is basically plastic cosplay, and we’re not into dressing you up like a landfill. Yeah, some blended colours sneak in a bit of poly but trust us, we side-eye it harder than your aunty at Christmas lunch.

Every order shows up in a compostable Eco-Mailer, chuck it in your compost and watch it become worm food instead of choking a dolphin. That’s the right way to package your chaos, naturally.

Our manufacturing? Ethical, lawful, and not powered by child labour (imagine!). Workers get treated like actual humans, water gets filtered, energy gets saved, and leftover fabric gets recycled instead of joining your ex’s dignity in the trash.

And because we hate waste almost as much as we hate beige t-shirts: any damaged or misprinted shirts get donated to charity. Someone out there is rocking your would’ve-been return, and honestly, they’re probably pulling it off better than you.

So yeah, buy our shirts. They’ll outlive your hangovers, your bad decisions, and maybe even capitalism if we’re lucky.

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