I’m Telling Dad [Unisex]

Description

I’m Telling Dad

☀️ The Divine Hotline Has Been Activated

When your mate says something blasphemous and you’re like, “Cool story, I’m telling Dad.” This Funny Religious T Shirt Australia edition features the king of calm himself! Jesus, rocking aviator shades, halo blazing, phone to his ear, ready to snitch in style. The caption? Loud, proud, and printed in unapologetic yellow: “I’M TELLING DAD.”

It’s half holy, half hilarious, and 100 percent going to make your nan cross herself at the dinner table.

🔥 Why This Tee Is Pure Heaven (And Slightly Blasphemous)

• Iconic Print: Jesus + sunglasses + cell service = instant comedy gold.
• Soft AF Cotton: 100 % combed and ring‑spun cotton for that “forgiven but comfortable” fit.
• Lightweight Stretch: Feels divine, breathes easy, perfect for Sunday brunch or confession.
• Unisex Fit: Looks saintly on everyone, heretics and believers alike.
• Pre‑Shrunk Fabric: No shrinkage miracles here, what you order is what you keep.

👕 The Perfect Gift for Your Favourite Sinner

This shirt belongs on:

• That friend who makes Jesus memes at 3 AM
• Your pastor (if they have a sense of humour)
• The cousin who needs to repent for their Spotify playlist
• You,  because you’ve earned forgiveness and free shipping
• It’s the funny religious t-shirt Australia didn’t ask for but desperately needed.

💀 Style Notes

Pair it with:

• Black jeans and a smirk
• Gold chains and guilt
• Or wear it to church under a hoodie and pray no one notices

Whether you’re a believer, a backslider, or a full‑time troublemaker, this tee lets you confess through fashion.

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (inside out because respect)
• Tumble dry low, don’t burn in the dryer
• No bleach, only holy water
• Iron inside out if you must (avoid print)
• Pray before dry‑cleaning, like seriously no praying!