40cm x 40cm cushion with a retro housewife holding a knife with a caption "If you mention my ex one more time I'll K*ll ya"
The back of the 40cm x 40cm cushion with a retro housewife holding a knife with a caption "If you mention my ex one more time I'll K*ll ya". The back of this cushion is filled with abstract patterns in colour.
The back of the 40cm x 40cm cushion with a retro housewife holding a knife with a caption "If you mention my ex one more time I'll k*ll ya", placed on a grey sofa
The back of the 40cm x 40cm cushion with a retro housewife holding a knife with a caption "If you mention my ex one more time I'll K*ll ya". The back of this cushion is filled with abstract patterns in colour. They are scattered on a bed.

If You Mention My Ex Cushion

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 Retro Rage Dare You To Mention The Ex

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“If You Mention My Ex” Retro Cushion – Gobsmack’d

Introducing the “If You Mention My Ex One More Time” Retro Housewife Cushion, a 40.64cm x 40.64cm throw pillow designed for anyone who’s done explaining their dating history, and wants to scream it silently through décor. It’s vintage sass, breakup energy, and domestic chaos wrapped up in one gloriously stabby little square.

If You Mention My Ex One More Time! The Cushion That’s One Comment Away from Losing It

Some cushions say “home sweet home.” This one says, “mention my ex and I’ll lose it.”

The “If  You  Mention  My  Ex  One  More  Time”  Retro  Housewife Cushion is Gobsmack’d’s tribute to every heartbroken queen who turned trauma into interior design. A 40.64cm x 40.64cm poly canvas masterpiece featuring a perfectly‑poised 1950s housewife gripping a knife and her sanity by a thread, it’s dark humour, vintage flair, and zero chill all rolled into one soft, stabby square.

  • Perfect for Christmas Gifting – shocking stocking stuffer? Check.
  • Designed to Offend & Delight – just like your favourite cousin

🛋️ Soft, Savage & Sofa-Ready

  • Double-Sided Drama: Retro housewife with a knife on the front, playful pattern on the back
  • 100% Polyester Filling: Holds its shape better than your last relationship
  • Bold AF Print: Vivid colours using advanced printing tech
  • Concealed Zipper: Sleek finish so no snags on your sass
  • 40.64 cm x 40.64 cm Size: Ideal for throwing (metaphorically… or not)

🎄 Who’s It For?

  • The friend who still brings up that breakup
  • The sister who always “accidentally” spills tea
  • The co-worker who puts the “fun” in “functionally unstable”
  • Your own chaotic couch, it deserves a little rage décor too

✨ Christmas Gifting, Gobsmack’d Style

Forget scented candles and novelty socks, give the gift of emotional damage in cushion form. This retro breakup throw pillow is hilarious, feral, and somehow still cute.

🧼 Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (pillowcase only)
  • No bleach, no dry-cleaning, no drama
  • Tumble dry low or air dry
  • Don’t iron the message is already hot enough

⚠️ Final Warning

💅 Maximum passive-aggressive flair.

Additional information

Weight0.300 kg
Dimensions40.64 × 40.64 cm

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