Hanging On By A Hair [Unisex]

Description

Hanging On By A Hair [Unisex]

Some people are thriving. Some people are journalling. And then there’s you. Hanging on. By a singular pube.

This tee is for the brave souls navigating chaos with dry humour and zero delusion. The bold hand-lettered text sits centre chest like a public service announcement for your current mental state. It’s not dramatic. It’s accurate.

Crafted from lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton, this shirt feels soft, breathable, and reassuringly real. No stiff nonsense. No awkward cling. Just a relaxed, easy fit that lets the message do the heavy lifting while you conserve your last remaining thread of patience.

Available in black or white, because when life is barely holding together, decision fatigue should not be part of the outfit.

Wear it to brunch. Wear it to therapy. Wear it to that meeting that could’ve been an email. Let the shirt speak so you don’t have to.

The Practical Bits

• 100% ring-spun cotton, lightweight 153 g/m²
  Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean silhouette
  Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to keep its shape

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold with similar colours
  Tumble dry low
  Iron low heat if needed
  Do not bleach
  Do not dry clean

This is not just a t-shirt. It’s a coping mechanism with sleeves.