Caffeinated & Masturbated [Coffee Mug]

Description

Caffeinated & Masturbated 11oz coffee mug.

Some mornings require coffee. Some mornings require…personal reflection.

This black ceramic mug brings retro vibes, questionable life choices and just enough attitude to make your morning brew everyone else’s problem. Featuring a very relaxed cat in shades, a glorious retro sunset, and the words “Caffeinated & Masturbated”, it’s basically a motivational mug for people who have stopped pretending they have their shit together.

Perfect for coffee, tea, desk beverages, questionable workplace banter, or simply reminding visitors that yes, you really did buy this mug.

Black ceramic. Cool cat. Zero regrets. 

Because apparently this is what peak adulthood looks like. 

Gobsmack’d. Looking flash without even trying. 

.: Material: Ceramic
.: Sizes: 11oz (330ml)
.: Microwave and dishwasher-safe
.: Lead and BPA-free