Assistant of the Tooth Fairy [Coffee Mug]

Description

Assistant of the Tooth Fairy Coffee Mug – Every important operation needs support staff.

Meet the Assistant of the Tooth Fairy. A black ceramic coffee mug with a simple white caption that says exactly what it needs to say:

“I’m the Assistant of the Tooth Fairy”

Available in 11oz and 15oz, because apparently collecting tiny teeth is thirsty work.

Perfect for coffee, tea, hot chocolate, workplace beverages, late-night admin, or anyone whose professional responsibilities include mysterious nocturnal transactions and questionable amounts of pocket money.

Black mug. White lettering. Extremely specific job title.

Assistant of the Tooth Fairy.
Because every fairy needs someone to handle the paperwork.

Product details

• Black ceramic mug
• Available in 11oz and 15oz
• BPA-Free & Lead Free
• Suitable for everyday coffee, tea and other hot drinks
• A cheeky gift for parents, grandparents, dental workers, teachers, kids-at-heart and anyone with a suspiciously extensive knowledge of the Tooth Fairy’s operations

Gobsmack’d. Looking flash without even trying.

Care Instructions
– Clean in the dishwasher (put the product on the top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap

Made to order. Because we don’t need 400 of them sitting around.

Just a heads-up: your Gobsmack’d gear isn’t sitting in a warehouse waiting for someone to eventually feel sorry for it.

We make it when you order it. Yep. Your tee, mug or other bit of questionable brilliance gets made especially for you after you hit that order button. Which means there can be a little wait while we get your stuff sorted. We know. Waiting is annoying. We live in the age of instant everything too.

But there’s a reason we do it this way.

We’d rather make what people actually want.

We’re not into making mountains of stuff nobody has asked for just so it can sit around gathering dust, taking up space and eventually becoming someone else’s waste problem.

You order it. We make it. You wear it.

Made-to-order means we can avoid holding heaps of unnecessary stock and reduce the risk of products being made, stored and eventually binned simply because they didn’t sell.

It’s not going to save the planet single-handedly. We’re selling t-shirts, not solving climate change before lunch.

But doing a little better still counts.

And what happens when something isn’t quite perfect?

Sometimes a product comes back because it’s not quite right. Maybe there’s a tiny imperfection, a print isn’t exactly as expected, or it simply didn’t work out for the original customer.

Rather than sending perfectly usable products to landfill, we donate suitable returned or imperfect items to charity where possible, giving them a second life with someone who can actually use them.

Because “not perfect” doesn’t automatically mean “rubbish.”

So when you buy from Gobsmack’d, you’re supporting a small business that’s trying to make things a little differently:

Make what gets ordered.
Avoid unnecessary stock.
Keep usable stuff out of landfill.
Give imperfect things another chance.

And thanks for being patient while your order is made.

Your order may take a few extra days, but you’re getting something made because you actually wanted it.

Frankly, that’s a much better reason to make a t-shirt.

Thanks for supporting Gobsmack’d.

Stay weird. Wear it well.

And try not to spill coffee on it in the first five minutes. ☕